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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

(Source: affectin)


ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

(Source: ionlyfollowbadblogs)

(Source: pokec0re)

phampants:

hankgreensmoustache:

I visited Amsterdam recently and took a little TFIOS tour! I started at the library where John wrote some of the book and then went on a hunt to find the places in the book and got to meet another Nerdfighter in the process! 

When I go to Amsterdam, I’ll be doing this.

(Source: -teesa-)

(Source: b3ndy)


foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach


XDDDDD LOL LOL LOL ROFL LMAO LMFAO THATS SO FUNNIIIIIII XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I will never make a typo in my life again. Ever.
no i am 2 sexy 4 u
disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

maryjunenotmaryjane:

butter-fly-milk:

sadly-i-am2spooky4u:

super-who-lockian:

spoopysuriella:

holy fuck

Well…that escalated quickly.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

but it turned out to be everything i wanted

5/5 stars

Best plot twist of all time.

(Source: viekastv)


hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

(Source: )

qolx:

omfg her face

(Source: sizvideos)


carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds